Our buses will take you right to Camp Iwannapeepee by any means neccessary, our bus driver Murray will take you there, even if you fall into a revine.
*Camp Iwannapeepee is not responsible for any harm the bus ride may cause*
The camp greeting
Howdy, campers! My name is Floyd Spunkmeyer and I'm the director of Camp Iwannapeepee. Feel free to call me Floyd. Or Big Floyd. Or Doctor Spunkinstein. You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for s'mores. Seriously, we don't have s'mores here because I am deathly allergic to marshmallows. Also, ironically, hot dogs. But who eats hot dogs at a summer camp? Am I right? That dude knows what I'm talkin' about.
Did you know that "Iwannapeepee" is actually an old Cherokee Indian term that means "blessed ray of sunshine"? So let me be the first to give you all the official camp greeting. Iwannapeepee on you. Iwannapeepee on you. Iwannapeepee on all of you.
Oksana, the nurse will treat your wounds with high quality toothpaste. Why are all of her patients ONLY BOYS??!!
Francis the horse only has three legs, but we love him as if he had five.
We recommend you to not eat the berries on the campgrounds, as eating them has side effects. Side effects enclude:
-Itching
-Rashes
-Dizzyness
-Potentially fatal rapping with the Crocobearimoose
